If I was casting the Bone series (which I'm not), this is who I'd pick

I'm so excited about the upcoming Bone animated adaptation coming to Netflix.
So excited, in fact, to start speculating about potential cast members.
This is who I'd pick to voice the various characters- if you agree (or don't, also fine), let me know why.
Fone Bone: Zac Efron 
Phoney Bone: Sam Rockwell (I see Phoney as being a very Justin Hammer type)
Smiley Bone: Adam Sandler (comedy movie lead of legends)
Thorn: Emma Watson 
Gran'ma Ben: Maggie Smith (McGonagall, I think, is both grandmotherly and "stay on my good side") 
Great Red Dragon: Michael Gambon (the dragon is very Dumbledore-type, I think) 
The Two Rat Creatures: Keegan-Michael Key and Michael Peele (can you imagine the hilarity that would come out of a recording session with these two? this would be hilarious to watch)
Lucius Down: Dwayne Johnson (they're both built the same)
Jonathan Oaks: Tom Holland (both are the youngest of the crew but both are very dependable) 



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